Description: Sanchez can be quite a short tempered person, especially if someone disrespects quarter pounders or if it's Wednesday. He hates that day because it's the day his parents were executed, but refuses to tell anyone about this. He can also be a bit random at times and quite sarcastic. His favorite food being quarter pounders, which by eating one replenishes him completely. He'd do almost anything for a quarter pounder and would go berserk if he doesn't eat one in the space of a week. Otherwise, Sanchez is a pretty friendly guy who'll support any person in trouble. He's also color blind, has a secret passionate love for Hilary, and has a bro-mance with SMF.
Name: Sanchez Allen
Sex: Male
Age: ???
Hometown: ???
Residency: Castle Town (Bean-Bean Kingdom)
Status: Alive

Description: SMF is a crazy young lad who is always acting like a fanboy. His best friend is Sanchez, and G.B.A is his idol. Ironic, because in real life it isn't like that(anymore).SMF has his very own action figure that he loves to play with. He enjoys quarter pounders like his friend Sanchez, video games, adventure, and being random. He, Cman, G.B.A and Blitz fight like brothers, and often get into verbal altercations when arguing over something stupid. One of his hobbies, is watching people fail on the internet. He has to pet Yoshis, (Bluey & Coal,) and a best friend, SLF. He is frequently a victim of circumstance, and has a lot of bad luck.
Name: Super Mario Fan
Sex: Male
Age: 14
Hometown: ???
Residency: Castle Town (Bean-Bean Kingdom)
Status: Alive

Description: Formerly a midget cyborg, he inexplicably turned into a seemingly insane Mario recolor. Is easily mistaken for his identical, (to his cyborg form) smarter, and evil alternate dimension self who often tricks people into thinking he's the real MEEP, who tried helping Sushi in his fight against snap/pans (makes as much seance as everything else in this comic) and is currently hatching some diabolical plan or something. MEEP acts like a complete moron, but has shown rare signs of intelligence, mostly in combat. Rarely shows up in actual plots, he tends to try running businesses at overinflated prices, such as an underground shop owned by his turtle friend, and a dojo teaching his odd style of fighting, both failing miserably for various reasons. Most recently seen acting as some sort of fortune teller back in Beanbean Kingdom. Often seen hanging around friend Bob-dud who rarely does anything asides from occasionally torturing him, as well as Shelly before giving him to the first person willing to teach the turtle full English and call him Mr. Tiddly Turtle. Caution: Has been known to pull violent robots out of his pants mistaking them for rabbits during magic tricks.
Name: Meep God
Sex: Male
Age: 19
Hometown: ???
Residency:Castle Town (Bean-Bean Kingdom)
Status: Alive

Description: G.B.A is a hero of a team he leads called PAM (People Against Morons), where he and his friends have gone on many bizarre adventures that have involved ancient treasures and evils, time travel, bizarre villains and many more impossible events. Famous for his friendly, eccentric crazy personality and sarcastic humour, G.B.A is ready for any new adventure that awaits him or finds him. He hardly takes anything seriously... On October, 15 2011, under mysterious circumstances, G.B.A died from unknown causes.
Name: Game Boy Adventurer (G.B.A)
Sex: Male
Age: 17
Hometown: George
Residency: ???
Status: Deceased

Description: S.L was borne to the king and queen of the isle kingdom of Aurumnia. S.L grew up princely, and had many siblings, although all of them were girls. He did at one point have a younger brother, however while they were playing down near shore one day, a band of infamous pirates came and abducted him. S.L felt extremely guilty for not being able to stop them after that, often finding peace only for a slight period of time out on his boat in the sea. He found solitute out there, and couldn't get himself to stay at the island any longer. Without letting anyone know, he left the island on his private vassal. He voyaged the many seas of the Mushroom World, and began to help refugees and people in need of help, and slowly as they joined him in his life of solitute, he had unknowingly developed a crew. S.L's ship & crew were one day attacked at sea by a gang of pirates, (not the ones who took his brothers,) but all the same, S.L felt the same animosity towards them. S.L had his whole crew board the other ship and destroy everyone on board. This is how S.L began to be known as "The King of The Pirates," now considered to be in the same category as them for killing them. S.L and his crew now sailed the seas on the run from authorities, all the while continuing to help the innocent and destroy pirate fleets. Eventually, S.L caught word that his mother was terminally ill, and briefly returned to Aurumnia when he was 16. While there, his mother granted him a pardon, and said that there was something more he should know about his brother. She then died, leaving the fate of his brother a mystery to S.L. S.L stayed to congradulate one of his sisters who became Queen, but left to explore the Mushroom World once again. He set sail and eventually settled down in the Bean Bean Kingdom a bit, (meeting up with the early Diegoians and gaining membership as one.) He really has no home in particular, but has always have been quoted as being "a free bird," and "home is where my friends are, and where the wind takes me." On October 15, 2011, while checking in on Bean Bean Kingdom Penetentiary, S.L was fatally shot, several times.
Name: S.L
Sex: Male
Age: 19
Hometown: Aurumnia
Residency: -
Status:Deceased

Description: Darkly is just an average boy but has strange powers over darkness he has had these powers since he and his brother had a terrible run in the The god of darkness (he was another brother of the fire and thunder gods).
Name: Darkly
Sex: Male
Age: Old Enough
Hometown: Mushroom Kingdom
Residency: Gisho Town
Status: Alive

Description: Cartin is a 13 year old koopa boy. He has problems with grammatical structure. Also, he's a fail troll koopa.
Name: Cartin
Sex: Male
Age: 13
Hometown: Mushroom Kingdom
Residency: Koopa Village
Status: Alive

Description: Jenso's a nice guy, who would do anything to help his friends. He's usually not afraid of his enemies, except when he realizes that there's to many to deal with.
Name: Jenso
Sex: Male
Age: 18
Hometown: Mushroom Kingdom
Residency: Castle Town
Status: Alive

Description:
Name: Snappy 'Pans' Oswald
Sex: Male
Age: 25
Hometown: Yoshi Theater
Residency: Castle Town (Bean-Bean Kingdom)
Status: Alive

Description: She used to be a goth, now she isn't. She ended up marring Snap and having a baby. She is a former character of RadioActivePancakes
Name: Grim Oswald
Sex: Female
Age: 24
Hometown: Yoshi's Island
Residency: Castle Town (Bean-Bean Kingdom)
Status: Alive

Description: He's a baby, so he doesn't say much. He however has great potential to fuck something up with his 'cousin', Celery. He is often referred to, simply as "Oswald."
Name: Snappy Oswald Jr.
Sex: Male
Age: 2.5
Hometown: Toad Town
Residency: Castle Town (Bean-Bean Kingdom)
Status: Alive

Description: Jerry is a hero who loves traveling all over the world and fighting evil. He's a nice, cool, goofy dude who's always ready to save the world. He is a fan of G.B.A.
Name: Jerry Star
Sex: Male
Age: 16
Hometown: Toad Town
Residency: Castle Town (Bean-Bean Kingdom)
Status: Alive

Description: Seamus was a former soldier in Bowser's army but he went AWOL and decided to goon on a violent killing spree. Jerry stopped him and put him in jail. But then, a few years later, Seamus escaped and tried to kill Jerry, but he was defeated again. Its unknown whether or not Seamus survived Jerry's attack.
Name: Seamus Hamma
Sex: Male
Age: 40
Hometown: Dark Land/Bowser's Castle
Residency: (Wanderer)
Status: Unknown

Description: Princess Green is the princess of a little known place called the Jungle Kingdom. She is Jerry's girlfriend and sometimes goes on adventures with him.
Name: Princess Green
Sex: Female
Age: 16
Hometown: The Jungle Kingdom
Residency: The Jungle Kingdom
Status: Alive

Description: Delto was born on Yoshi's Island, home to all Yoshis. But one night, a gang of pirates came and killed some people, and one of them shot Delto's parents. He didn't know what to do, since he didn't know he had powers. His young brother Sea "Dark," picked him up and ran off to The Mushroom Kingdom. Delto is a nice and friendly guy, sometimes a "No-Brainer." He can also be serious. He is not really a guy to get angry, carefree and likes to help others in need. His powers are his Imagination/Mind, meaning whatever he thinks of, pops right out in the real world, (If he thinks of something like a flying pig, not going to come true.) Delto has dark brown hair, and a magenta eye color. He usually wears black clothes and dark blue sweat pants. He also has this bad scar on his left eye, (his left, not ours :3); hardly noticeable (On sprite, but when drawn it shows.)
Name: Delto Light
Sex: Male
Age: 16
Hometown: Yoshi's Island
Residency: Castle Town (Bean-Bean Kingdom)
Status: Alive